Jedi vs Sith 1.5 Achievements

these are how you tell you have no life (also come with bragging rights).

note this is just for fun

to make a suggestion for an award post it here

Achievements

1-20

• Achievement Acquired
  • "eyes of the devil"
    • stare down a sith
• Achievement Acquired
  • "golden tongue"
    • talk your way out of a fight
• Achievement Acquired
  • "one man army"
    • kill 10,000 troops by yourself (no ships), in one battle
• Achievement Acquired
  • "There is no spoon."
    • Successfully rift from one location to another.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "What door?"
    • Break down four sets of doors in less than two hundred posts.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "It's A Trap!"
    • Successfully ambush five enemy fleets or ground forces.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "That's a lot of candles!"
    • Reach the age of Five Thousand standard years.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Got my wings."
    • Successfully purchase a star fighter.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "This weapon is your life."
    • Successfully build a lightsaber.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "The Buried Past"
    • Have a flashback of the past
• Achievement Acquired
  • "See, all better!"
    • Recover from a near-death experience.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "I want a cookie!"
    • Join the Dark Side.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Bottom's up!"
    • Drink fourteen cases of Tarisian ale in one sitting.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Technological Terror"
    • Build a Death Star or a Star Forge.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Who's the Master now?"
    • Reach the rank of Dark Lord of the Sith.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Who's your daddy?"
    • Purchase a Greater Krayt Dragon.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Life sucks."
    • Die five times.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "For a red dawn!"
    • Lead an army into battle.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Just one more, please?"
    • Create Nine characters.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Boba Fett? Where?"
    • Kick someone over a cliff or into a pit.

21-40

• Achievement Acquired
  • "Punch it!"
    • Enter hyperspace at least 500 times.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "The Force is my ally, but he/she is my life"
    • Get married.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "It takes two."
    • Successfully give birth.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Another happy landing"
    • Crash on a moon or planet and survive.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Red pill, or the blue pill?"
    • Harvest a lightsaber Crystal Cave.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Ahh, that's the stuff"
    • Smoke 10 Deathsticks.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "That's not true! That's impossible!"
    • Reveal a hidden truth.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Let the Force flow through you"
    • Use the Force to win a contest or conflict.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "I'm in it for the money"
    • Receive a reward for completing a task.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Heartache"
    • Lose a loved one.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Go for the Gold"
    • Earn your regular RP location a Gold Badge.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Platinum Edition"
    • Earn your regular RP location a Platinum Badge.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "There's so many!"
    • Visit fourteen different worlds.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "The Wild West"
    • Visit every planet in the Western Outer Rim.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "It's not easy being green"
    • Join the VSE.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "He's no good to me dead"
    • Capture and deliver a bounty target alive.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Need a new hobby."
    • Create useless and pointless achievements purely for entertainment.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "A Story Is Worth a Thousand Posts"
    • Post 1,000 times on the JvS forums.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "I need a vacation."
    • participate in 5 different conflicts or battles in 100 posts
• Achievement Acquired
  • "This is where the fun begins!"
    • Survive multiple fleet battles.

41-60

• Achievement Acquired
  • "Me? ... a Master? ..."
    • Became a Jedi Master
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Ready? What know you ready?"
    • Became a Jedi Knight
• Achievement Acquired
  • "The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be… Unnatural."
    • create a non-canon power using the Dark Side
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Great, kid. Don’t get cocky"
    • Boast In-Character about your skills/how good you are just before having your choobies handed to you on a silver platter
• Achievement Acquired
  • "I have the death sentence on 12 systems."
    • Have a bounty placed on you where the conditions of the bounty want you dead
• Achievement Acquired
  • "It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs."
    • Make a 'science' faux-par In-Character
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  • "Boring conversation anyway."
    • Have an In-Character discussion with someone that ends up being boring, but necessary to progress the story.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "who's the main now dog"
    • take over coruscant
• Achievement Acquired
  • "oops i crapped my pantz"
    • go up against three to five PC's and survive
• Achievement Acquired
  • "who needs canon?"
    • pass your first patent
• Achievement Acquired
  • "did I just win?"
    • win your first GBA fight
• Achievement Acquired
  • "where's a bacta tank"
    • win ten GBA fights
• Achievement Acquired
  • "ADREAN!"
    • be in the top ten GBA
• Achievement Acquired
  • "is there an echo?"
    • post everyday for a solid month without anyone else on a forum
• Achievement Acquired
  • "my role play my way!"
    • patent ten patents
• Achievement Acquired
  • "just don't ask where it came from"
    • have your first cuke sandwich and a coopers
• Achievement Acquired
  • "It hurts so good!"
    • get force raped by tanith
• Achievement Acquired
  • "not even the whills can stop me!!!"
    • god mod so badly your banned
• Achievement Acquired
  • "why do we fall?"
    • lose you first flagship in a space battle
• Achievement Acquired
  • "to get back up again"
    • destroy your first superweapon

61-80

• Achievement Acquired
  • "why is my choobies bleeding and there's a dollar in my pocket?"
    • meet Az
• Achievement Acquired
  • "did god just give me the finger?"
    • have the whills break into your account to alter your profile or make a post you didn't post
• Achievement Acquired
  • "I feel so dirty!"
    • find out the IC character you've been sleeping with is played by a member of the opposite sex
• Achievement Acquired
  • "your soul belongs to jedi vs sith!"
    • you have post more than 9999 times
• Achievement Acquired
  • "and now so does your body!!!"
    • you have more than 14999 posts
• Achievement Acquired
  • "please seek help!"
    • you have more than 19,999 posts
• Achievement Acquired
  • "We're not in Kansas anymore..."
    • Successfully make the transition to the Netherworld.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "I got a bad feeling about this."
    • Successfully use Force Awareness to detect an ambush.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Share the Pain."
    • Use a manner of move that kills both you and your enemy.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Blood on Your Hands."
    • Kill your first Player Character.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Running Riot!"
    • Kill five other Player Characters with the same person.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Ten Ducks in a Row!"
    • Kill ten other Player Characters with the same person.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Death Personified"
    • Kill 50 other Player Characters with the same person.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Okay, Okay, now you're just getting ridiculous."
    • Kill 100 other Player Characters with the same person.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Enemy Arms."
    • Use your enemy's weapon against them -OR- Rip off an enemy's arm and hit them with it before they die.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Gravity? HA!"
    • Use TK to lift over 500 objects with the same character.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Damned Jester"
    • Taunt your enemy during CQC.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "I think I lost her!"
    • Survive an encounter with Diva.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "He's everywhere!"
    • RP with Daniel (At least one post in universe with any of his PCs or ALTs.)
• Achievement Acquired
  • "I'm a little b!tch!"
    • Commit suicide during battle...

81-100

• Achievement Acquired
  • "LEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!"
    • Mess up your allies' ambush or attack.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "You W@nker!"
    • Break someones glasses.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Errr.... You weren't hugged when little, were you..."
    • Successfully make a flesh wound in an enemy, then use a rifle typed weapon to abuse the hole.... Enemy must be alive.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Which one's real...which one's real?!"
    • Have 10 characters on one profile.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Zoom In"
    • Kill a PC by assassination with a sniper rifle
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Zoom Out"
    • Kill a PC by blowing them up.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Femme fatale"
    • A female PC seducts and kills a male PC.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Just to be sure..."
    • Attack an enemy faction/fleet with five other factions/fleets.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "ANARCHY!"
    • successfully destabilize a city/planet's government
• Achievement Acquired
  • "...and enemies closer."
    • Kill a PC by stabbing them in the back with a knife.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Jason Bourne is impressed"
    • Escape any dangerous situation with a climatic vehicle chase.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Aim for the heart"
    • Get your revenge on a PC by killing their wife/family/lover, not necessarily brutally, but that helps. :)
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Yeah..that'll happen."
    • Easy to get. When someone claims they will kill you/get your planet/get revenge, you roll your eyes and say "Yeah, that'll happen."
• Achievement Acquired
  • "New perspective"
    • Fight in a huge battle as a lowly foot soldier and survive.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Flashlight is secure"
    • Stop an assassination of your faction leader
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Flashlight is down and out"
    • Assassinate a faction leader
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Who needs laser mics?"
    • Overhear a conversation without technology or being discovered
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Skin of your teeth"
    • Fight with Diva and survive
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Suicidal..but successful"
    • Fight with Diva...and win.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Yoda's not the only one..."
    • Be forced to leave your home planet and go into exile.

101-120

• Achievement Acquired
  • "I am your father"
    • Uncover the secret of your dubious parentage.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Master Vodo's Stick-fighting Award"
    • Defeat a saber-wielding opponent with a non-saber-resistant melee weapon.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Get to the Point Already"
    • Write a single post in excess of 5,000 words.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Voyeurism"
    • Arrive at a battle but avoid all participation.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Observationalist"
    • Arrive at 5 battles but avoid all participation.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Are You Here to Play or to Watch?"
    • Arrive at 10 battles but avoid all participation.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Mando-style Clan Award"
    • Share your surname with at least 5 other players on the site.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Detail-oriented"
    • Submit a patent and have it approved in one post (without any need by a PO for clarification in any part of it).
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Do-gooder"
    • Join the Jedi.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Seen the Light"
    • Convert to the Jedi after spending time as a Sith.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Makin' a Mark"
    • Tattoo another player.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Back to School"
    • Enroll in classes with the Ronove Order.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Academic Obsession"
    • Enroll in classes with three different factions.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Suiken"
    • Start a barfight at ten different cantinas.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Exhaustive Completionist"
    • Achieve all of the awards on this topic ;).
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Someone had to do it"
    • Lay some beat-down on someone who deserves it for their idiotic contributions(either IC or OOC)
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Are you sure?"
    • make someone start re-thinking their decisions in life.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "These aren't the droids you are looking for."
    • Mistakenly address a PC/NPC; thinking that you are speaking to the right person, when in fact you're not
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Outta ammo!"
    • Have your primary pen run out of ink while outside, with no backup pen handy.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "jumping the bandwagon...again...again...again."
    • Join and leave three separate factions.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "killkillkillkillkillkillkill"
    • Base your character around nothing but slaughtering sentients, NPC's and PC's alike.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak..."
    • Break yourself or someone else from imprisonment.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "f that's the way you want it..."
    • You took hostages and made demands, but the authorities chose to reject those demands and take the hostages back. So you executed the hostages and escaped successfully.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "opps... maybe that wasn't a good idea"
    • kill yourself
• Achievement Acquired
  • "armor is good"
    • survive a grenade blast
• Achievement Acquired
  • "don't mess with mandos"
    • get killed by a mando
• Achievement Acquired
  • "wait who are you?"
    • forget you RPed with a person
• Achievement Acquired
  • "bat outta hell"
    • win a podrace
• Achievement Acquired
  • "bloodline"
    • have a parent who RPs (IRL or IRP)
• Achievement Acquired
  • "i'm going down"
    • ram something with a starfighter
• Achievement Acquired
  • "who needs weapons, we have shields"
    • ram something with a heavy
• Achievement Acquired
  • "BFF"
    • be in 5 usergroups ... at the same time
• Achievement Acquired
  • "back ... to the future"
    • travel in time (time travel RP)
• Achievement Acquired
  • "what was that sound?"
    • RP in diva's house of horrors SL
• Achievement Acquired
  • "13 swords"
    • RP in the dha verda werda SL
• Achievement Acquired
  • "get down with the sickness"
    • RP in the plague SL
• Achievement Acquired
  • "war is hell"
    • RP in the Dark Wars SL
• Achievement Acquired
  • "falling star"
    • get to a planet by free falling from orbit
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Icarus"
    • have 5 patents rejected
• Achievement Acquired
  • "someday all this will be yours"
    • own a planet
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Follow Me!"
    • be the leader of a usergroup
• Achievement Acquired
  • "survival of the favorite"
    • have one of your Alts kill another of your Alts
• Achievement Acquired
  • "goodnight"
    • kill someone in their sleep
• Achievement Acquired
  • "time flies"
    • send 20 minutes writing a post
• Achievement Acquired
  • "just. one. more. post."
    • be late to an appointment because you stayed on JvS to long
• Achievement Acquired
  • "NOOOOOOO"
    • have your computer turn off before you can submit the post you wrote (for any reason)
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Wait, who, what?"
    • Become hopelessly confused in a large scale battle.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Variety is the spice..."
    • Have different characters all different species.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "...or maybe it's not."
    • Have all characters the same race.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Consistency is key"
    • Kill all your enemy PC's with the same weapon.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Hold it tighter next time."
    • Yank a weapon from someone's hand and kill them with it.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Insurance policy"
    • Carry more than 1 saber/sword.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "You sadistic-"
    • Manipulate someone by holding their loved one hostage, then kill their loved one anyway.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Simple kind of Man."
    • Kill you character in a dull, simple way.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Not-so-abandoned"
    • Inhabit an abandoned base and use it either to lure in unsuspecting victims or launch WMD's from it for mass casualties.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "Just...stay...dead!"
    • Come back from the dead more than 5 times OR kill the same person each time they come back from the dead.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "...And justice for all."
    • Give your life to free a substantial amount of people.
• Achievement Acquired
  • "...And justice for none."
    • Take control of the city, but promptly become a tyrant and enslave everyone.